remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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