hell yes lets make some ravioli
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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