i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Randomize
