Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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