i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You ruined the universe
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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