this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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