would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
The air taste purple.
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