You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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