I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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