Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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