how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.