If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook