I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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