Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.