There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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