did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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