stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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