Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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