Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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