But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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