So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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