Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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