i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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