I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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