i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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