He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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