Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
