So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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