'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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