If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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