There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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