theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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