I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Best friends brother. Beat that.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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