now i know why i became what i already was.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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