I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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