She announced her abortion via fbk
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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