Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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