So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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