I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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