my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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