were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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