So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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