Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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