nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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