I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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