can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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