Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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