I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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