Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I still have a little drunk in my system
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Randomize
