Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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