he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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