How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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