You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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