so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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