That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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