youre lurking in front of me
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
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how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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