we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
