Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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