I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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