i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Randomize
